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Me: "Maintaining close friendships with girls is a lot of work, and I'm not good at it. I'm beginning to think I will never have that Sex & the City circle of friends."
Duke: "That's because Sex & the City isn't real! They meet for brunch like *every day*, and the blonde one f*cks someone, and the brunette gets indignant. Then they go to the latest restaurant opening or whatever."
Me: "Did you read this in some article? How do you know this?"
Duke: "I saw a few episodes, and it's just ridiculous."
Me: "Well, what about the redhead? And the curly blonde?"
Duke: "The redhead has a kid and she's a professional busy-woman. The blonde is a fashionista."
Me: "Which one am I? The indignant brunette?"
Duke: "You're none of them, Aubrey. Because they aren't real."
And he used the word fashionista. In real conversation. Bwahahahaha....